maskedmetal asked: something embarrassing you did in middle school
once i had this sudden urge to make a fart noise with my mouth in class so i did and everyone thought i’d farted for real and then i tried to explain i’d just made the noise with my mouth even though it didn’t make any sense why i did that
oh my god if you type a word into wiki answers they put related questions over pictures of thoughtful people i am dying
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.